Jun 27 2011
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Did you just eat Sofa Pizza?: theahuxtable: There aren’t a lot of black vampires. That’s because...

theahuxtable:

There aren’t a lot of black vampires.
That’s because black people are too cautious.

Black people know when danger is lurking in the darkness.
“is there someone in that alley?”
“looks like a cat bruh.”
“it could be a cat, but it could be a cougar nigga, I ain’t tryna get close enough to find out.”

White people are crazy, they do crazy shit.
White people do shit like go skydiving and kayaking.
That shit is like a death wish man.

Motherfuckers voluntarily throwing themselves out of planes and shit.
White people are crazy.

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this made me laugh so hard

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    Pretty much explains everything.
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    this made me laugh so hard
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